EXERCISE NIGHTMARES: PART 2- PEOPLE WHO WEAR REGULAR CLOTHES TO WORK OUT

Cargo pants, khakis, blue jeans- these pants are acceptable on guys, casual girls, moms...and lesbians. Cargo pants, khakis and blue jeans, however, are unacceptable on anyone if they're working out.

Nothing will make you look homeless and clueless faster than working out in pants at a gym.
No way are you THAT pressed for time that you can't find 3 minutes to shove your relaxed fit Dockers in a bag and throw on some shorts. If you were that productive...then you'd be rich and you'd have some Umbro shorts or something. 

Look, none of us are training for the Olympics, I get it, we don't need to be doing suicides wearing Nike Dri Fit while dragging running chutes. But, dude, jeans don't breathe! And they chafe! Look, it just bothers me. When in Rome, do as the Romans do (except for wearing Gladiator sandals, that was like one of the first things I posted on this page). So when at the gym, follow suit...follow track suit..and do as the gym goers do. They say dress for the job you want. Well, in this case, the job you want is to not be fat. So dress like you..want to work at...that.
 (Btw, when I asked my friend if street clothes at the gym bothered him, he said " I've only worked out at private gyms with personal trainers" So that was...douchey and unhelpful. 


And, by the same token, there is nothing worse than an Under Armor clad gym goer who does a Level 4 on the elliptical for 10 minutes then gets a protein shake. I'm talking to you, girl with her hair down while working out 


Posted by THATSMYNIGHTMARE at 7/7/2010 12:47 PM
Categories: FASHION, FITNESS
Tags: cargo pants workout jeans gym
 

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