RECEIPTS ARE ANNOYING- a mini nightmare

My wallet is filled with receipts. My bag is filled with receipts. They're everywhere. In the change purse, wedged into book pages, stuck to gum and leaking lip gloss at the bottom of the bag. And for what? These aren't important receipts. I didn't buy a baby, I bought a muffin! These aren't paper proofs I need to turn in for an expense report. They are little meaningless, annoying pieces of paper FORCED on me by every airport Hudson News clerk, Starbucks barista and convenience store worker. They sneak them in!  YOU WANT YOUR CHANGE?! THEN TAKE THE RECEIPT! They waste paper, tons of paper- 30,000 tons a year! Per person! I obviously made that up, but some of you were probably like "oh my god, really?" because it's not so out of the question! They also waste ink, poor squids.

Receipts should be optional and only given upon request. Save some trees- you're not getting audited.

sick of this shit

 

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